Aysha dah 3 bulan

hari ni anak umi dah 3 bln. pagi tadi bawak pegi klinik fauziah kat kg pandan tu... sebab rushing, lupe nak tukar pampers... sorry sayang..klinik fauziah tu pkul 9am baru bukak.. so kitorg tunggu dekat sejam kat luar tu.. selalu kalau dr Zaid yang bertugas konfirm ramai giler orang. sanggup tunggu berjam2. saya lah salah sorang orangnye. hehe.. nasib baik jadi orang ke-2 takde la tunggu lame mane.. so seperti biase aysha tido lena tak bangun2. biler doktor masuk bilik jer terus die bukak mate. timbang berat - 7.1kg berat sungguh.. kire panjang - 62cm panjang ker tu? mase lahir 54cm. 3 bln tambah  8 cm.. cam sikit jek.. oke.. so sesi enjet2 semut.. bukak je pampers die yg penuh tu, terus keras jer badan die.. tapi anak umi tak nangis langsung.. bagus betul.. lepas enjet2 dier pon terlena dengan pampersnye yang berat itu.. umi sayang aysha

makna tangisan baby

sejak aysha lahir, saya dapat identify 1 jenis tangisan dier. tangisan nak susu.. bunyi die sangat comel dan tak memeningkan kepala... adik pon bleh identify bunyi tu.. so tiap kali dier wat bunyi manja2 tu maknanya nak susu lah.. and mmg betol pon dier kelaparan.. so mula la misi mengsurf youtube. jumpalah pasal dunstan language. Baby sebenarnya ada 5 jenis tangisan.

1. bunyi ‘neh’ maknanya kelaparan. Bunyi yang kuar biler lidah baby dari lelangit dilepaskan.
2. bunyi ‘aww’ maknanya kepenatan. Biler baby penat dier kuarkan bunyi ni mulut dier berbentuk ‘O’.
3. bunyi ‘ihh’ maknanya baby nak burp atau sendawa. Kalau tak sendawakan nanti terkeluar balik susu die.. sian baby.
4. Bunyi ‘ehh’ maknanya sakit perut nak kentut. Kalau dengar bunyi nih letak la minyak yuyi dan urut2 perut dier.. insyaallah lega la sakit perut dier tu.
5. Bunyi ‘heh’ maknanya dier tak selesa. Mungkin lampin da penuh and Mintak tukar. Atau mungkin baby terlalu panas atau terlalu sejuk…

Biler da tau jenis2 tangisan baby. Sangat senang nak melayan aysha and aysha pon tak banyak ragam. Kalau nak pahamkan lagi bleh la tengok video ni ye. Umi sayaang aysha.. muahh..

How to take care of your wife

In the world, one single rule applies to the men: Make the Woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system: 


SIMPLE DUTIES

-- You make the bed (+1)

-- You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)

-- You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

-- You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)

-- In the rain (+8)

-- But return with Beer (-5)

-- You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)

-- You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)

-- You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)

-- You pummel it with iron rod (+10)

-- It's her pet (-10)


SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

-- You stay by her side the entire party (0)

-- You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)

-- Named Tina (-4)

-- Tina is a dancer (-10)


HER BIRTHDAY

-- You take her out to dinner (0)

-- You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)

-- Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)

-- And it's all-you-can- eat night (-3)

-- It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can- eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT

-- You take her to a movie (+2)

-- You take her to a movie she likes (+4)

-- You take her to a movie you hate (+6)

-- You take her to a movie you like (-2)

-- It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)

-- You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE

-- You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)

-- You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)

-- You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)

-- You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)

ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
-- She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]

-- You hesitate in responding (-10)

-- You reply, "Where?" (-35)

-- Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION

-- When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned _____expression (0)

-- You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)

-- You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)

-- She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

ahli baru

26/10/10. appointment dgn doktor seperti biase. tapi biler check, tekanan darah tinggi dan protein dalam urine: 2 ( aku pon tak tau apa maknanya). sebab bp tinggi, doktor terus suh bersalin aritu jugak. terperanjat dibuatnya.. sekali cek rupenye dah bukak 3 cm. kelam kabut dan risau sebab banyak lagi barang tak prepare..cuak takyah cakap lah..en suami pon senyap jer.. tengah memproses apa yang berlaku agaknya... masuk labor room pkul 11am. induce pkul 12 tapi still takde contraction. pkul 1 doktor datang pecahkan ketuban... still takde contraction.. kul 1.30 nurse pasal drip untuk contraction.. baru lah rasa.. biler makin kuat, aku amik keputusan nak amik epidural.. mase amik tu dah bukak 5cm tak silap.pkul 6ptg doktor dtg cek lagi.. dah bukak 8cm..die kate lepas magrib bleh deliver, tapi baby malu nak kuar..pkul 10 barulah sikecik tengok dunia..lepas en suami iqamat kan, doktor tinggalkan kami untuk bonding.. dalam penat2tu masih larat melayan sikecik. abis satu muka aku cium walaupun tak dbersihkan lagi...Aysha Sofea nama diberi, penyeri hidup kami. syukur kehadrat ilahi atas anugerah paling terindah. ummi sayang aysha.

sayang anak ummi

semalam pegi checkup kat ampang puteri... ada company sony kot dok promote mesin scan baru kat dr. derang loankan sementara utk dr testing2. so kire semlm tu dr excited menscan kitorang... letak2 jer scan kat perut terus nampak baby tengah menguap... wahahhaa.. cumil gilerr.. so ni ada video sket... preview jer... hahaha 

gambar baby menguap... check it out